[eDebate] Stroube Wins, Shannahan's a Pussy

[Darren Elliott]

I'm not going to defend Bill-I think he can do that himself.  Knowing him as
I do, I know Bill is not running from you.  I was with him two weekends ago
and he was very much looking forward to your match.

Your arrogance never ceases to amaze me.  You dub this an "epic clash" or
the debate of the century.  This presupposes that you are even worth anyones
time as a debater.  If you debate like you post on edebate, I wouldn't walk
across the street to watch you.  You assume people lost out because they
were coming to Wake just to watch Bill thrash you.  I'm not sure anyone was
coming just for that.  I think the only who came JUST for that was you.
Seems to me Bill gets the last laugh after all.  That is if I can stop
laughing before him!  Clown!

Chief

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>From: Matthew Schiros <schiros at schiros.net>
>To: <edebate at ndtceda.com>
>Subject: [eDebate] Stroube Wins, Shannahan's a Pussy
>Date: Tue, Nov 20, 2001, 8:20 AM
>

> Hello everyone.
> I'm emailing to notify the entire debate community that, amazing as it may
> seem, Jack Stroube was right about something.  Shannahan really is a
> pussy, chickenshit erastz kritiker.  He's a giant fucking sellout pussy
> bitch, plain and simple.
> For those of you who can't identify me on sight (which is often a good
> thing for me), I fulfilled my part of the bargian this weekend by spending
> upwards of $300 of my own money because I assumed that William 'Shoeless
> Bill' Shannahan was gonna show up and represent for Round 7 at Wake
> (which, from my view, seemed to go well for the debaters.  A prop to Ross
> and alan, and especially to Ross for letting me crash in the party room).
> I thought that, since Bill and I represent two pretty polar opposites, we
> would both be looking forward to the epic clash of the titans (which is a
> reference more to our physical size than anything else).
> So, I go through the fucking transportation experience from Hell (a
> combination of being south of the Mason Dixon line and flying Air-Tran,
> the Renault of air travel, neither of which I intend to do ever again if I
> can help it), a couple of cab rides (financed from my own pocket, not from
> the budget of a debate team, as Bill's transportation was).  But, through
> all that, I made it.  I MADE IT.
> To find what?  That Bill Shannahan put his legs behind his ears and
> fucking rolled home like a scared little bitch.  That he exposed his
> gaping cunt to the entire world, and backed out of the fucking Epic Debate
> of the Century, because he was afraid of getting smacked.
> And not only did it fuck me, it fucked the community, because they were
> deprived of a good debate.  I had no incentive to get hyped for a debate
> v. che guerva.  I have no beef with that dude.  There's no epic history
> between omar and myself.  fucking killed the wind in my sails, and the
> result was a sub fucking standard debate that was a waste of everyone's
> time.
> And to you apologists for shannahan out there, the people who say "oh, he
> was stuck in an airport, he couldn't make it".  Suck.  It.  Dry.  Even
> assuming that he couldn't get out of Atlanta till Saturday, that's the
> EXACT SAME DAY THAT I MADE IT OUT.  There's NO reason that dude couldn't
> have been on the same flight as me.  I mean, Jesus Christ, even if his
> fucking team misses rounds, he coulda showed up just for Round 7 at zero
> cost to himself.  It's not like he had plans that weekened anyway, because
> he was already counting on being at wake.
> The reality is, Shannahan saw an opportunity to avoid having to defend his
> revolutionary, radical farce and took it.  He's a sell out bitch, he's a
> chickenshit, he's a pussy, and jesus christ, he's afraid to debate me, and
> I suck.  And this isn't even the first time he's wuss'd out of a public
> debate.
> WHERE WAS SHANNAHAN AT ADA NATS LAST YEAR?????
> Nowhere to be seen.
> Bill Shannahan is a fucking closet Republican.  or better yet, a reform
> party member.  WAIT!! IN a CLASSIC stroubian move, I have made a
> realization.... Bill Shannahan = Pat Buchannon.  both are full of shit,
> unable to defend themselves, and they're both sellout bitches.  Bill's not
> a radical, or a revolutionary.  He's just some dude that tries to get cred
> by not wearing shoes and being a general jackass, like I try to get cred
> by wearing shoes and being a general jackass.  Fuck you Shannahan.  You
> fucked me, you fucked the people who wanted to be at that debate.  You're
> a selfish sellout cunt, a giant pussy, and a fucking whore for the erastz
> kritik.  At best, you're some burnt out hippie throwback who hasn't
> realized that it's time to move on, who hasn't figured out that being a
> burnt out hippie isn't teh cool thing to do anymore, that now it's chic to
> be an ivory tower socialist.
> Suck it dry, Shannahan.  And send me a check for $250.
> King Roider
>
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