Sun May 7 15:34:00 CDT 2006
THE MAN refuses to get the vegetable tossers. NUTHIN!
protestationalization with kumquats! kritikation broccoli-style.
remote-controlled-bioengineered-avocado-democracy! SISTERS and BROTHERS we
will make ( http://www.kumquatgrowers.com/ ) unwitting agents of THE
WE DEMAND: a people's army of sophomores from KU or KSU or ESU or WSU or
KCKCC or JCCC or UMKC or OOOOH THE FORT! a horde of arms stolen from the
WE DEMAND: IM wireless, a bushel-basket, and an unobstructed 270-degree
view of the main meeting room for each glorious resolution revolutionary.
oh yeah, and 380 pounds of well aged vegetables.
WE DEMAND: an end to talky-talky-blah-blah-blah bureaucro-fascist resolution
nothing will stop the insipid rhetoric of solvency advocacy except soft
cucumber missiles, nothing will bring justice to the purveyors of fair
ground faster than hurled cream corn, and nothing will bring the system to
its knees with the inevitability of rancid brussel sprouts.
WE THE PEOPLE DEMAND VEGETABLES!
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