[eDebate] students and topic, and dallas mavs stink

Malcolm Gordon malgorthewarrior
Wed May 24 17:22:56 CDT 2006


You are correct about Ozark, we do still use the pig.  We have also banned 
all Mavs related basketball because it's got too much "fancy hot doggin'".  
We play it hard, because when you play every game against your 
brother-in-law/cousin/grandfather (all same person) you have to play better 
than just sweat, because blood's thicker than sweat.

I will have to officially stand against the Chief's opinion regarding 
debate.  Please, Chief, if you are going to expose me at least wait until 
I'm done debating.  Seriously, no one wants to see me exposed.


PS-  Hoe, I'll take care of you later.  Your points are weak sauce, which is 
why the soon-to-be-ending happy hour takes precedent over your post.  You 
just play some everquest or something 'till i get back to the computer.



>From: "Darren Elliott" <delliott at kckcc.edu>
>To: <jbhdb8 at gmail.com>,<malgorthewarrior at hotmail.com>
>CC: <edebate at ndtceda.com>
>Subject: Re: [eDebate] students and topic, and dallas mavs stink
>Date: Wed, 24 May 2006 15:24:50 -0500
>Dont you all get it?  This is what makes Malcolm so funny.  He is absurd 
>and often knows nothing of which he speaks.  Why cant you all see this in 
>debates when you judge him?  Same types of arguments, mixed with some 
>sarcasm, a hint of unpreparedness, and a dash of self deprecating humor and 
>suddenly he gets speaker awards.
>I am befuddled that you all are so good at figuring this out when it comes 
>to basketball and not in debates.  Malgor the Warrior's smoke and mirrors 
>works its wonders.  He is from Ozark for Gods sake.  They have to use a 
>live pig for a basketball in the back woods of Southern Missouri.  Amazing.
>Beef on bun for 2 please and a mixed plate to stay please.
>Darren Elliott
>Director of Debate--KCKCC
>CEDA 2nd VP Elect
> >>> "Josh Hoe" <jbhdb8 at gmail.com> 05/24/06 2:51 PM >>>
>First, at least we have a team...unlike the formerly major league city of 
>(World B. Free).
>Second, it is PATENTLY obvious that you havent watched ANY Mavericks games
>this year.  You are making jokes clearly based around your understanding of
>the Donn Nelson run Mavs not the Avery Johnson led Mavs.  For instance
>attempt, if you are capable of research :), to look up defensive stats for
>the year...They will make a mockery of your ignorant claims.
>First stupid argument: You have a 7 foot shooting guard...Yes, for all his
>seasons under the Donn that is what he was....NOW he goes to the hoop hard
>and with regularity....Have you actually watched one game?
>Your team is a disgrace to the sport?  Yes, thats why Tim Duncan said it 
>the best series he had EVER been a part of including the finals wins.
>Several ESPN and TNT commentators called it one of the best NBA series
>EVER.  We won ONE less game than the Spurs during the regular season.
>The next comment is so absurd I think you must be offering it up
>ironically.  You are mocking the Mavs for not playing D in comparison to 
>Suns....Nice work....You clearly know nothing about basketball.
>No inside D, except for you dont know what you are talking about and 
>has NO BIGS.
>No Rebounding skill, except we out rebounded the defending champ Spurs in
>every game and outrebounded the Grizz in every game....
>Grizz Mavs game one Mavs 40 Grizz 29
>Grizz Mavs game two Mavs 37 Grizz 34
>Grizz Mavs game three Mavs 50 Grizz 42
>Grizz Mavs game four Mavs 45 Grizz 32
>Spurs Mavs game one Mavs 47 Spurs 40
>Spurs Mavs game two Mavs 39 Spurs 34
>Spurs Mavs game three Mavs 39 Spurs 36
>Spurs Mavs game four Mavs 39 Spurs 37
>Spurs Mavs game five Mavs 38 Spurs 30
>Spurs Mavs game six Mavs 42 Spurs 39
>Spurs Mavs game seven Mavs 41 Spurs 34
>Usually someone has to actually know something about what they are talking
>about before they speak in a public forum.  In addition Dirk has the
>following rebounding stats in the playoffs so far:
>#4 in 2006 Playoff rebounds
>13.3 rebounds a game against the Spurs in the playoffs.
>#16 in the league in regular season rebounds.
>You are officially no longer allowed to talk about basketball.
>unfortunately, a 7 foot SG is ALL dirk is.  no post game, no inside D, no
>rebouding skill (unless he's crashing boards because he's too lazy to play
>transition D).  I must go now, but don't worry, I have plenty more reasons
>why the Mavs suck and Dallas fans should give up.
>malcolm gordon
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