[eDebate] Fw: THE COMING DEBAC(A)L(YPS)E

NEIL BERCH berchnorto
Mon Jul 30 18:12:13 CDT 2007


If the email from "Nathan Sweed" signed Ravenna Wilson was neither Ravenna nor Nathan, then my apologies to them and Bard debate.  Whoever wrote the segment I reproduced below is pretty sick.--Neil
----- Original Message ----- 
From: Nathan Sweed<mailto:nathan.sweed at gmail.com> 
To: NEIL BERCH<mailto:berchnorto at msn.com> 
Sent: Monday, July 30, 2007 7:07 PM
Subject: Re: [eDebate] THE COMING DEBAC(A)L(YPS)E


I'm not Bard Debate.

On 7/30/07, NEIL BERCH <berchnorto at msn.com<mailto:berchnorto at msn.com>> wrote:
>
>
>
> I'll let others answer other parts (if they consider it worthy of
> answering), but my little part (recaptured below) makes me very sad that I
> haven't done more to help Bard debate over the past few years.--Neil
>
> DONNIE BRYSON: I have a skill that is unique to debate. Would you
> please hire me?
>
> NEIL: From my high horse I can see that your skill is, in fact,
> anti-educational. Perhaps I'll fuck with your finances.
>
> DONNIE: Every living creature dies alone.
>
>
>
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: Nathan Sweed
> To: edebate at www.ndtceda.com<mailto:edebate at www.ndtceda.com>
> Sent: Monday, July 30, 2007 6:19 PM
> Subject: [eDebate] THE COMING DEBAC(A)L(YPS)E
>
> THE FOLLOWING SCENE TAKES PLACE ON THE EVE OF THE EVER-PRESENT DEBATE
> APOCALYPSE. ONCE-TACIT DIFFERENCES NOW CONGEAL INTO DISTINCT PARTY
> LINES. THE END IS NEAR.
>
> (ENTER JULY)
>
> JW: Four rich kids from well-funded prep schools are good at debate.
> Big fuckin' shocker right? They're going to whoop ass on some kids
> that don't have excessive coaching staff's backing them. Next year
> we're going to let women come to the camp and call it the Kentucky
> Bitches Program. Fuck the corporate world.
>
> (ENTER THE FIVE HORSEMEN)
>
> JACKIE: Are you an Iowa farm boy or girl? If so, would you please
> count the number of words in the resolution for me?
>
> EDE: I suggest starting a vanguard that refers to itself only as:
> America's Next Top(ic) Model. This parodic image will surely prove
> that I've still got it.
>
> TUNA: How about "Eastern Europe's Next Top(ic) Model?" It's so active
> it's active I active we active she active they active. And I second
> JW's move to fuck the corporate world. Kentucky Bitches 4 Life.
>
> EDE: Mmmmm.......Kentucky Fried Bitches.*
>
> ANDY: And I'm somehow in simultaneous noncondradictory agreement with
> everyone.
>
> DEHUMANIZATION:...
>
> (ENTER THE CLOWNS)
>
> DONNIE BRYSON: I have a skill that is unique to debate. Would you
> please hire me?
>
> NEIL: From my high horse I can see that your skill is, in fact,
> anti-educational. Perhaps I'll fuck with your finances.
>
> DONNIE: Every living creature dies alone.
>
> CUNTPEPPER: Evidence--even when provided by someone else--can still be
> used as a tool for education. I actually have a valid point.
>
> HARPO: That's a spicy cunt!
>
> BRUSCHKE: Satan is hosting a tournament. And this time maybe
> Northwestern will give trophies.
>
> --Ravenna Wilson***
>
> PS. The
> elite-based-apocalyptic-be-all-end-all's-well-that-ends-welcome-to-the-end-of-debate
> CAMP WONDER is still taking applications.
>
> *This statement is meant to be, as it definitively is, explicitly
> racist. All black people like fried chicken. Studies show that Black's
> need fried chicken just like Mexicans need calendars. If you think you
> know a black person who does not like fried chicken you probably just
> know a white dude using lots of fake tanner and a 59fifty hat.
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