[eDebate] Hilarity, and other nonsense

Scared of Words wordsscareme
Thu May 24 05:33:17 CDT 2007


Plan texts from the debate future:

Resolved: that the United States Federal Government should increase
its constructive engagement with the government of one or more of:
Afghanistan, Egypt, Iran, Lebanon, the Palestinian Authority, Saudi
Arabia, and Syria and contain only whatever is behind door #2.

Resolved: that the United States Federal Government should increase
its constructive engagement with the government of one or more of:
Afghanistan, Egypt, Iran, Lebanon, the Palestinian Authority, Saudi
Arabia, and Syria, and it should consist only of incomplete, run-on
sentences.

Resolved: that the United States Federal Government should increase
its constructive engagement with the government of one or more of:
Afghanistan, Egypt, Iran, Lebanon, the Palestinian Authority, Saudi
Arabia, and Syria, and that we offer them things they want upon which
they will forget who they were that we were referring to while talking
about them.

Resolved:  that the United States Federal Government should increase
its constructive engagement with the government of one or more of:
Afghanistan, Egypt, Iran, Lebanon, the Palestinian Authority, Saudi
Arabia, and Syria, including or consisting of offering them something.
 P.S. They won't take it.  What's solvency?

Resolved:  that the United States Federal Government should increase
its constructive engagement with the government of one or more of:
Afghanistan, Egypt, Iran, Lebanon, the Palestinian Authority, Saudi
Arabia, and Syria

Resolved: that the United States - dude where did you put the res - i
can't remember all that.

Resolved: that the USFG should increase its constructive engagement
with the government of one or more of: A, E, I, O U.  Whatever
offering is made may only include consonant letters and must include
R,S,T,L, and N.

Resolved:  that the United State Federal Government should increase
its constructive engagement with the government of one or more of the
following:

Resolved:  The United States Federal Government should increase
constructive engagement through bilateral security guarantees or
substantially increased foreign assistance with one or more of the
following governments: Afghanistan, Egypt, Iran, Lebanon, the
Palestinian Authority, Saudi Arabia, and Syria.

Oh wait.  That last one is hilarious.

Sincerely,
One of the Poor Souls Who Will Watch New Novice's Eyes Glaze Over
After Psyching Them Up About Debate.



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