[eDebate] DCA Debater #10 - ANDREW JENNINGS

Josh jbhdb8
Fri May 4 14:56:49 CDT 2007

Whoops, catelaw might not be KU (Baylor?) apologies,


On 5/4/07, Josh <jbhdb8 at gmail.com> wrote:
> Hello,
> My understanding is that the authors are suprised by this response....in
> fact, saying, "how is this like last year."
> Several issues:
> "The savages of western Kansas did teach Jennings one thing, and that was
> that nothing is more important than family.  I guess that's why for almost a
> year he tried to fuck his sister. Sure, she's technically his step-sister,
> and she's really hot, but we still had to explain to him that intercourse
> with a family member is not socially acceptable, unless your sister's name
> is Andy Casey.  Nonetheless she is H-O-T (ask Bryce D., he definitely got
> shot down by her for a full semester).  In fact, Jennings has three sisters
> who are all really fucking hot; I wish you could see them. In the words of
> Ben Warner, "I would cut off my left nut and four of my toes for one chance
> to pop it in her pooper."  It's like his sisters didn't come from the same
> parents as that savage."
> * I feel fairly certain that Andrew's sisters did not sign on for
> this...nor is the language used anything but objectifying....Are you
> honestly telling me that Andrew and his sisters would like this being
> googled in later years by employers...That Andrews sisters want people to
> read about them in this way?  Really?  This is different then last year
> how?
> "He was once getting his ass whipped by some dude and decided to "check
> his oil" mid match. When I say "check his oil" I mean Jennings got two
> knuckles deep in this dudes ass. Two knuckles."
> **Explain this as appropriate in a public forum if you would?
> "While it is true that Jennings does attend class (sometimes), he does not
> always attend class sober.  In fact, during one drunken class session,
> Jennings was responsible for presenting a project that he and members of his
> group had completed. In order to successfully complete the presentation,
> Jennings needed to connect his laptop to the projector to show some slides
> to the class. After getting set up, Jennings began his presentation.  Almost
> immediately Jennings noticed some snickering, which soon turned into
> laughing and pointing. The professor then screeched, "OH MY! INAPPROPRIATE
> MATERIAL!"  Alarmed by her response, Jennings turned around to see "I LOVE
> PENIS!" displayed prominently in the center of the screen, as the title of
> one of his word documents?and there it was for the whole class to see."
> ** See above, appropriate how?
> "Jennings loves pooping.  He loves it so much that there's an entire
> section of this DCA bio committed to stories about Jennings pooping.
> Places Jennings has actually pooped:
> -The floor of Nate's dining room
> -The windshield of Jon's car
> -The upper deck of Jon's toilet
> -Jon's chest
> -The chest of his girlfriends, then they reciprocated.
> -In a bag, which was then surreptitiously given to Jon
> Places Jennings has actually peed:
> -In pop bottles in his car, while driving
> -Shumaker's closet
> -Jon's patio
> -Ronnie's shower
> -The parking lot at the Westin in Dallas
> The man has no soul. If you don't believe me here's a video of Jennings
> pooping while obviously intoxicated:
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctsCiuSy76s, ****
> If you're not willing to click the link, here are some of the more choice
> lines:
> "Oh yeah, it burns.  It burns so much."
> "Hopefully I didn't just get my jimmy on camera."
> "God damn, Maker, I'm gonna need you to lick my butthole later tonight."
> It might not be so bad if this were a one time occurence but it
> isn't.  Jennings loves to be "caught on tape" when he poops, more evidence @
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0LdpsDSxgk"
> ** More questionable, see above
> "Jennings tactics for attracting women have been described as "savagely
> guerilla" in nature. While only mildly effective, these tactics, combined
> with his recent debate success, have skyrocketed his poon level to
> astronomical heights."
> ** Do you find this to be empowering and affirming to women in the
> community?
> "Another time, Jennings also dated a retarded girl? (not Sara Stephens ?
> this was a different one)"
> ** I repeat the question
> "One time Jennings was so fucked up that he thought it would be a good
> idea to fight Bricker, needless to say, Bricker "Debbie Lai'ed" his ass, and
> Jennings was down for the count.  You get it?  Like when Debbie punched
> Julie Hoehn?  Only Bricker actually connected the punch."
> ** more nice work
> "Last year at the ADI, at the Dream Palace (a live nude dancing
> establishment), Monique and Jasmine rode Jennings around for 25 minutes:
> Jennings shelled out 852 dollars.  Sorry Papa Jennings, that "emergency
> money" he asked for didn't pay his tuition.  By "rode" I mean, they stripped
> him down to his boxers, tied him up with a leather leash, made him get down
> on all fours, and whipped him until he barked like a dog.  At least he got a
> free T-Shirt. This story isn't even all that funny.  We just love to tell
> it?it makes Jennings blush."
> ** yet more
> "One not so anonymous D3 (Natalie Pennington) young woman also had some
> contributions:
> Bricker312: Hey natpen, we're trying to come up with some nicknames for
> Jennings, did you have any?
> Promisingpenny:  Well, one time we were about to have sex and he was too
> drunk to get it up.  So we laid there awhile and it was pretty
> awkward.  Then, he stood up on the bed with the covers wrapped around his
> shoulders like a cape, and screamed "I'M BATMAN".  I almost shit myself.
> Bricker312:  Holy shit, are you fucking serious?  Please tell me you're
> making that up.
> Promisingpenny:  No, I'm not.  The weird thing is, after he got into the
> role, he finally got it up, and it was the best sex of my life.  So I
> usually call him batman."
> ** Even if this is with permission - probably not exactly positive
> community information or appropriate for a public forum
> Let me mention the obligatory - oh and he is a hard working and good
> debater was less then a paragraph,
> I came out in support of a member of your own squad last year for
> defending herself against not just what was said about her but the ATTITUDE
> toward women and women in debate that the post took......perhaps her message
> did not even manage its way through Castellaw?
> Josh
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