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From: mmk_savant at hotmail.com
To: edebate at ndtceda.com
Date: Fri, 12 Oct 2007 08:39:19 -0700
Subject: [eDebate] foolosophy
an oldie but a goldie. from the September 15, 2002 issue of edebate.
my COOOOOL judging foolosophy:
1. don't talk.
i hate talking. talking is how da man uzez joo. don't be da man'z tool. first team to talk luzez.
2. tell me i roxor.
i KNOW da trooth. i am always right. tell me da right trooth. first team to argue wrong luzez.
3. don't be a dabaitur.
i hate dabaiturs. dabaitung is how da man pimpz joo. don't be da man'z ho. first team to dabait luzez.
4. no theory.
i know what the right theory iz. it iz da only one. don't say otherwize. first team to theory luzez.
5. no kardz.
i hate kardz. kardz iz how da man werkz joo. don't be da man'z butler no more. first team with kardz luzez.
6. entertain me
i like dancing bearz. i like monkey trix. dance, monkey, dance.
peace, love, and justice, OOOOOUUUUT ya'll.
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