[eDebate] seasons over huh

Omri Ceren ceren
Fri Apr 4 11:46:41 CDT 2008

The irony being, of course, that this ostensibly transgressive post has 
the makings of a pretty successful 1AC.

But at least it was detached and ironic!


On 4/4/2008 1:18 AM, jesus christ wrote:
> so every year about this time some irrelevant debate about something
> or another springs up here and for the most part we are of the opinion
> that while it doesn't help any given situation it is ineffectual and
> stupid enough that it doesn't really hurt.
> it is for this reason that we are generally inclined to let well
> enough alone. but this particular debate seems to speak close to our
> collective hearts in that it brings up an issue we have long had in
> mind when occasionally posting our particular form of semantic
> terrorism. Posting without a signature or with a fake one, like ours,
> serves to  prevent the kind of  problematic that started this thread
> and it is for that reason we do it.
> i know you all are really really smart  and if any of you have the
> guts will try and answer this post with something about authenticity
> and cowardice but maybe a quick demonstration might illustrate what we
> mean.
> if we were to say something like "omri ceren is a weasely little nazi
> bitch  who we would love to smack the shit out of with a sock full of
> quarters then beat to a pulp with pillowcases brimming with doorknobs"
> it would potentially get us in trouble with  the authorities, our
> comrades, and professional superiors. a quick note here: we are making
> no specific threats to omri or any threats really
> but merely using his name in this example because we believe that such
> sentiments are not without a sympathetic ear (we are certain anyone
> who has been locked in a basement cutting cards while being
> pedogoically indoctrinated  with zionistic imperialism by that sad
> little man has had the feeling described above at least once).
> ironic that someone with such a jewish fervor could act like such a
> nazi, but then again without jews turned nazis we wouldnt have an
> israeli state and millions of palestinians wouldnt have the pleasure
> of big fences and korans jammed between their ass cheeks in death
> camps, oh did we say death camps we meant  happy camps.
> see there again is an example of some thing we wouldn't say without
> the safety of a fake name. see how this can come in handy.
> the next arg we'd be making here is that if someone really wanted to
> they could prolly find out who it is that is writing this missive or
> at least to where   the various names terminate. the answer to that is
> two fold;
> who cares,  as individuals we post plenty of offensive shit here  and
> if it fucks up  our professional life we are prolly working for a
> total douche bag --see scotty P's post on this question---its is not
> only hilarious  but spot the fuck on .
> a secondly if someone wants to go through all the trouble it would
> take to actually figure out who we are  then they really need to get
> laid or something as we don't consider ourselves that important and
> anyone who worries so about some dumb shit said on a message board
> for super nerds or some dumb shit said about them on said board  is
> fucking lame cross apply my "getting laid"  alt here.
> as for those people who are just so mad about something and need some
> people to bother now that their students and/or competitors are
> enjoying their well deserved break    , please by all means have inane
> debates about silly shit that shouldnt matter to any of you , unless
> of course you have no family, no loved ones, or no life. for those of
> you that fit this description  we are truly sorry for taking any of
> the joy out of what must most certainly be vastly important to your
> sad little world. for those of you who dont fit such a description
> then i urge you to  please for the love of the species and debate
> everywhere have sex with something, someone if you can, but anything
> is better than what you are doing to yourselves here.
> and in conclusion omri ceren should(note that this not will, in case
> anybody offs that little bitch we are not responsible but are merely
> intellectualy endorsing a good idea) be taken to gitmo or palestine to
> see what his people are doing to the world (no this is not a
> racialized perspective we take , but a political one,  there are many
> jews among us that are in no way pro-occupation, fascism, or similar
> forms of zionism purported by debates own little napoleon ) and upon
> arriving at such places of depravity and subjugation we hope that omri
> might either be compelled to change his mind  or would join his nazi
> mother in the flaming pit of hell , hopefully by his own hand, but no
> one is splitting hairs.
> yours truly,
> the church of a pissed off zombie christ
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