[eDebate] WHY PAPERLESS DEBATING RULES

Joshua Gonzalez gonza310
Wed Jun 24 14:32:03 CDT 2009


Of course, if you wanted all of Wake or Whitman's evidence, you could  
send a cite request, but that wouldn't fulfill your goal of being a  
trolling ass clown.

J


On Jun 24, 2009, at 2:16 PM, Les Lapatopolous wrote:

> Paperless debating is awesome!   Here's why!
>
> 1.  If you hate it, you can wreck it easier than debating with a  
> tub.  Drop the laptop.  Spill your bad tournament coffee on it.   
> Accidentally drop the tubs you're stacking into a podium onto the  
> screen.  Congrats-  you just essentially destroyed the other team's  
> tubs.
>
> 2.  Install a keylogger or backdoor on that bad boy during prep  
> time, and point it at your favorite server.  Bam!  Now you know not  
> only how shitty the cards that JP cuts for his teams are -- but you  
> have all of the evidence Wake carries around.  If you're real  
> crafty, you'll also bug the mic so you can hear the other team prep  
> near their laptop, hear the other team debate in other rounds, and  
> maybe even catch them talking shit in their hotel room!
>
> 3.  Log the evidence laptop into Instant Messenger before you give  
> it back to the other team. Then when they start their spew down of  
> cards, IM them with O HAI DID U NOES U R ON INTERNETS?  Kinda hard  
> to read cards with all them pop-ups I bet.
>
> I love paperless debating.  Nothing will more directly allow me as a  
> debater to fuck with your evidence and your tubs as much as  
> paperless debating does.  Keep on truckin, especially because all  
> the judges in this activity are too technologically inept to figure  
> out any of the last 12 times I stole all of Whitman's evidence.
>
> Les Lapatopolous
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